Risa Colada

Here's a tasty one for you all:

1.5 oz Malibu Rum (or whichever coconut rum you can find)
2 oz Pina Colada mix (liquid mix, not powder)
.5 oz Blue Curaco
about a 2 oz scoop of ice cream

This is a swirreled drink so follow along carefully. Put the rum, pina colada mix, and ice cream in a blender with about a half cup of ice and blend until smooth (add more ice if necessary). In an empty glass, pour the .5 oz of blue curaco. Finally, slowly and gently pour the frozen concoction into the glass with the curaco to get that swirreled effect. Enjoy as is or top with whipped cream.

Orion's Belt

Here's a shot that many have requested:

.5 oz Midori(or any other brand of melon liquer)
.5 oz Malibu Rum (or any brand of coconut rum)
splash of pineapple juice
splash of half and half

Put all ingredients into a shaker cup with ice, shake, strain into a shot glass and enjoy.

This can also be made as a tall drink (also known as the Jamaican Ten Speed:

1 oz Midori(or any other brand of melon liquer)
1 oz Malibu Rum (or any brand of coconut rum)
about 1.5 oz pineapple juice
about 1.5 oz half and half

Pour all ingredients into a glass with ice, stir and enjoy!

Harry Mudd

For this Monday, I'm presenting another shot:

.5 oz White Creme de Cocoa
.5 oz Irish Cream
.5 oz Butterscotch Schnapps
.5 oz Goldschlager

Pour all ingredients and ice into a shaker cup, shake, strain into a shot glass and enjoy.

The shot can also be made as a drink:

1 oz White Creme de Cocoa
1 oz Irish Cream
1 oz Butterscotch Schnapps
1 oz Goldschlager

Combine all the ingredients into a blender with a couple scoops of vanilla ice cream, blend well, pour into a glass, then top with whiped cream and enjoy! (I like this one better than the shot.)

New "The Famous Paul" Video

Hey kids, The Famous Paul has a new video and we are bringing it to you here and on YouTube. Enjoy!

Cardassian Cooler

Hey kids. I have to start by apologizing. I screwed up the auto-post on this one by setting the date for the 11th instead of the 10th, so my bad. Anyway, here is one of the shots we used to serve:

.5 oz Melon Liquer (Midori or whatever cheap melon liquer you can find)
.5 oz Smirnoff Citrus Twist Vodka (you can use a different citrus vodka, but Smirnoff works best)
.5 oz Tripple Sec

Combine all ingredients into a shaker cup with ice, shake, then strain into a shot glass. There it is kids. Enjoy!

zomg room for rent

barry here. i have a room for rent. i'm commandeering this psace to advertise for a roommate.

room for rent - $650

if i get a roommate, i don't have to worry about money so much and can do more couch show stuff. so there you go.

New Episode!

Hey kids, 80's Jeff here. After over a month of having the editing computer in the shop, a full day editing and rendering, we have a new show up for you, the loyal viewer. We hope you enjoy it and thank you for your patience with our technical difficulties.