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PAUL MATTINGLY (The Famous Paul) - Paul wants to pilot a giant robot. Paul was once a Klingon for nine years, now he preforms with The Second City at the Flamingo in Las Vegas. Paul loves vegetables. One of these statements is false.
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TODD BRISTOW (Master Torgo) - Todd has a degree in Theatre performance and Stage direction From the University of Evansville. Some past experience include radio DJ, Hollywood P.A., Professional stage actor, musican and recording artist, and bookstore clerk. Willing to trade all past experience for one more "Savage" Steve Holland Film. Please. Comic Collector and Nerdcore gamer for over 20 years. Low tolerance for "cutsie" games and high tolerance for bad horror. Once killed a man for nerding too loud.
mastertorgo@uglycouchshow.com |
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JEFF GUNTER (80's Jeff) - Jeff is a Graduate of the University of Kansas with a degree in Film Production. He has worked on many independent films and video projects, though has never seen one red cent from any of his past work. Trivia master, Film lover, expert in all things from the 1980's, Jeff has a great knowledge of movies and music from many decades, but knows absolutely nothing when it comes to the being called "woman."
80sjeff@uglycouchshow.com |
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BARRY THE WEB GUY (Doctor Vlarg) - Barry was vat-grown in a top secret lab, deep under the Pentagon. The goal of the military project that spawned him was to breed nerd-soldiers for an internet war that was sure to come within the next 2 decades. The project lost all funding shortly after his birth and he mysteriously found his way to New Jersey, where was abducted by large-eared aliens and raised as their own. Through a steady diet of 1980's teen films and bizzare alien sex rituals involving pineapples and bacon, he was bred to infiltrate the human race and spread misinformation and chaos, weakening the enemy's resolve for a possible future invasion. He also makes websites, porn, and enjoys sushi. And in case you're wondering, "Dr. Vlarg" was the name of the Ferengi he used to perform as at the Star Trek Experience in Las Vegas (before they closed the place down).
barry@uglycouchshow.com |
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The Ugly Couch Show is a few guys sitting on their ugly couch, sharing their vast expertise in pop culture in general in order to help you find the very best stuff to read, watch, play, drink or rub on your greased-up naked butt, and avoid the dogshit that Hollywood tries to pass off as good these days.
The Ugly Couch Show is filmed before a live studio audience in faaaaaaaabulous Las Vegas.
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